Same rooms. Higher standards.

Upload your room.
Get roasted.

Turn a quick room upload into a sharp AI roast, a Room Toxicity Score, and layout advice you can actually use. Brutally honest. Actually helpful.

Free Roast & Score. No software to install.

A taste of the roastSample report

“Your couch is facing everything except the conversation.”

The fix: turn seating inward and give the walkway room to breathe.

Our promise to your space

A free first perspectiveAdvice, not just insultsMade for real, lived-in rooms

Analyze. Roast. Improve.

Brutal feedback.
Better spaces.

For renters, roommates, and anyone whose furniture arrangement happened by accident. RoomRoast brings a fresh eye to the space you already have.

The point behind the punchline

A room that works better—not just a room that photographs better.

Start with placement and proportions. Explore furniture replacements only when you want to go further.

Upload a photo, a rough sketch, or a quick 10-second video pan. No downloads. No measuring tape. Just your room, as it is.

Get an AI Room Toxicity Score and a candid breakdown of your layout, furniture scale, and flow—with practical fixes behind every punchline.

Share your watermarked Roast Card, compare spaces with friends, or invite your roommate for a co-living compatibility check.

AI feedback is a creative starting point, not a professional structural assessment. Your score is for fun; your comfort is the priority.

Start with the roast

Your basic Roast & Score is free. For a more detailed transformation, explore paid options for deep-dive layouts and 3D furniture replacement links.

For individuals getting started

$0/month

Your space, reconsidered

Bring the room you have. Leave with a fresh perspective—and something worth sharing.

One upload. A more thoughtful space.